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Daddies and their daughters- a masterclass in manipulation

Should the time ever come when you want to improve your skills in manipulation (which I don’t necessarily condone, unless it is for the greater good of course!) then you really…

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The Happy Mum

I’m expecting twins and I’m scared of giving birth again

This week I have turned 30 weeks pregnant and honestly I can’t believe how quickly the time has gone by. I am so grateful to be able to say that so…

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The Happy Mum

What to do about The Untouched Lunchbox

My daughter started school seven weeks ago and after a rocky start which involved trying to get her to go into the actual building and convince her that her new…

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  • The Happy Mum,  The Kids are Alright

    Why A Mother Is Never Fully Listening To You

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  • Relationship Matters,  The Kids are Alright

    Dad, If Everything Is Made Of Atoms…

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  • The Happy Mum

    Forever In Elasticated Leggings

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  • Relationship Matters

    Why Wives Really Nag Their Husbands

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  • The Kids are Alright

    Trying to leave the house with children – what a saga!

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  • The Happy Mum

    I’m expecting twins and I’m scared of giving birth again

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  • The Happy Mum

    The gender reveal scan: Is it okay to feel a little disappointed?

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  • The Happy Mum

    Unexpected news: The moment you discover you’re having TWINS

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  • The Happy Mum

    Why I Am The Mum Who Wears Make-Up Everyday

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  • The Happy Mum,  The Kids are Alright

    I am so tired of being the ‘shouty mum’

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  • Relationship Matters,  The Kids are Alright

    ‘I cried my eyes out’: My daughter called me the worst mum in the world

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Hello and welcome to The Desperate Housewife, the website that gives you the real deal on what it means to be married with children. Nobody ever tells you what it's really going to be like, do they? So let me just say this for the record - parenting is hard. Really, really hard. This is one of the toughest things that you will ever do. And relationships? Don't get me started. So if you are in the mood for a few home truths, then you've come to the right place! Read on for more..

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